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Known for his splits, he performed the greatest split of all time.

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Known for his splits, he performed the greatest split of all time.

1. Just like Patrick Swayze, he studied classical ballet.
But you know this already; the man can move.

2. He won a court case over a famous martial artist because the evidence against him was lost in an earthquake.
Let’s go over that again: THE EVIDENCE WAS LOST IN AN EARTHQUAKE.

3. He could bench 366 pounds.
That’s not nothing when you consider he’s around 185 pounds and is 5’9″. Ish.

4. His career fight record as a full-contact kickboxer is 19-1.
Eighteen of those were knockouts. The loss was because he accidentally kic*ed a dude when he was down.

5. He is famous for saying and doing outrageous things.
For instance: “A cookie has no soul, it’s just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there’s the potential for life.”

6. His “zen Franglais” was developed by watching years of The Flintstones, apparently.
It’s very unclear whether he was watching it in French or English. Frankly, it could have been in Spanish, who knows.

7. He once had a se* scene with Sloane.
Yes, JCVD was actually married to Ferris’ GF in Timecop.

8. He used to spar with Chuck Norris.
He probably lost, let’s face it.

9. Known for his splits, he performed the greatest split of all time.
Between two Volvo trucks.

10. He says Charlie Chaplin is the first great action star.
No one disagrees.

11. In 1989, he was sued for willfully gouging the eye of an extra in a sword fight while filming Cyborg.
Sometimes, great artists get lost in their craft. (Photo not from Cyborg; just some eye stuff from Universal Soldier.)

12. There’s a statue of him in Belgium.
Now the muscles can forever stay in Brussels.

13. His most recent critical success was in JCVD where he played a fictionalized version of himself falling apart.
Time named it the second best performance of the year.

14. He once was homeless in L.A., eating and sleeping on the street.
Though with a bod like that, it’s hard to believe it was difficult for him to find a bed.

15. He made some amazing Coors Light commercials.
Because that’s what aging action stars do.

16. He used to do splits for the paparazzi.
Get on that level, Kanye.

17. The Expendables 2 was the first major movie he did in a decade.
That’s why he went from looking like this young dapper soldier to looking like the 55-year-old he is. He had burned most of his bridges in Hollywood and was in a tailspin, though he did do some indie stuff. Apparently dogs and Sylvester Stallone saved him.