A husband and wife, accompanied by their nine children, wait at a bus stop. Shortly after, a blind man joins them. When the bus arrives, it’s overcrowded, allowing only the wife and the nine kids to board. As a result, the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
As they walk, the husband becomes irritated by the tapping sound of the blind man’s stick on the sidewalk. He suggests, “Why not put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.” In response, the blind man retorts, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”
More jokes like this ;
A woman is at the grocery store with her two kids when a man walks up and says, “Wow, you’ve got your hands full!” The woman replies, “You think that’s full? You should see my shopping list!” The man chuckles and says, “Maybe you should have put a rubber on the end of that list!” The woman smirks back, “If I had done that, I wouldn’t be here arguing with you in the first place!”
A man is jogging in the park when he sees a woman walking her dog. He smiles and says, “Nice dog! Does he bite?” The woman laughs and replies, “No, but if you had put a leash on your ambition, you wouldn’t be running in circles!” The man grins and shoots back, “If I’d put a rubber on my ambitions, I’d be sitting at home instead of getting fit!”
